Rod Stewart Retreads

This is a close one, the guy's still playing soccer at a pretty high level, surrounds himself with his kids and young wives. So why reincarnate yourself as dead Sinatra? It should work, it did work, you're #1 for god's sake. But, I'm sorry, you've got a voice that could bring attention to something fresher, at least put a new spin on it, something (kilts don't count).

Elevate, not medicate, the sagging boomers. Just because they, and the underclass, are the only ones still buying records is no reason to pander to this level. I mean, I'm sorry you just lost 780M in a judgment cause you bailed on a tour, but you've sullied your rocker cred with me.